When my friend Brendan moved back to Chicago this past October, he left behind his Betta Fish, Thugwaffle. I helped Brendan purchase him almost two years ago, and I even created a fish tank using an old 40 ounce bottle that I cut in half.
Sad to say, Thugwaffle has passed just a few hours short of 2016. He lived a long, sort of fruitful life in a beer bottle, and he will be missed. Expect a viking funeral in Prospect Park soon, and you can follow his past exploits on his Instagram account.